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Found this site looking for something else entirely and have now read the whole thing. I don't know what I believe but I believe in Noreen. Please tell her she has a fan in Tasmania.

Told her. She said "at least someone reads it". Keep watching the paddock, Priya. — Warren

Still driving. Still see the three lights east of Eucla about twice a year. They have NOT followed me since I put the foil on the sun visor. Heavy duty. Tell Dr F he was right about the foil and wrong about the roadhouse, there IS a roadhouse, it's just not that.

Hi. This is Jaxon. Can you please take the Polaroid down. I've asked Mum three times. I'm 24. I work in IT. I'm not a hybrid, I'm tall, Dad's side of the family is tall, whoever he is. Thanks. Also the glow is tinsel, Noreen is right.

Noted mate. Request logged. It's on the backlog. (The backlog is a pad by the urn.)

Please send the tape.

No. And the Commodore was seen at the servo at 4:50 this morning, Russ saw it, so don't pretend you're not in the district. The gate is open. The tape is not here. — Warren

We have the same problem with reindeer. Nobody believes the herders. The explanation is always "wolves" or "the weather". I have sent Dr Faraday our photographs. They are also blurry. It is always blurry when it matters. Greetings from the top of the world to the bottom.

For the record, since I am not permitted to raise it on Tuesdays: (1) the "beam" in the 2014 anniversary footage is at exactly the height and angle of a vehicle-mounted spotlight on the Wandoona road; (2) the Burnt Circle is where tyres were burned, a fact confirmed by the person who burned them; (3) a receipt from Roma saleyards with the ear tag number on it is, in any ordinary sense, conclusive. I remain available to discuss. I have been available since 1994.

Keith. (1) Brett has been asked and has declined to comment, which tells you everything. (2) Tyres do not burn in a nine metre circle, they burn in a pile. (3) Of course the receipt has the tag number on it. What would be the point of a receipt without the tag number on it. That is EXACTLY what they would do. You are not banned from the guestbook, Keith, but you are on thin ice. — Warren

Lovely turnout Tuesday, 14 plus the new couple from Mitchell. Thank you to whoever brought the caramel slice. Reminder that the pad by the urn is for GUESTBOOK ENTRIES and not for shopping lists, Warren.

Greetings from the other hemisphere. Lost two heifers in '09, same deal, no tracks, no blood, sheriff said coyotes. Coyotes don't use a laser. Your Men in Beige are our Men in Black but I'll be honest the beige is scarier. Keep fighting the good fight, Warren. Beryl's out there.

Note for the record that the counter did not reset at midnight for the first time since 1999. I measured the room at 3 Faraday Units, which is baseline. We may finally be clear of the Y2K interference. Happy new year to all experiencers.

Guestbook's going read-only for a bit. Something got in. Not saying what. Not saying who. It's handled. Use the pad.

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Leaving this one up as evidence. Note the timing. Note the "worldwide". Note that nobody in Wandoona needs a watch. Draw your own conclusions. — Warren

If the person who has my blue-lid Tupperware could return it to the kitchen I would be grateful. It was for biscuits. It is not "evidence storage". I know who you are, Lyle.

Cheryl, if you read this, I'm all right. It was a lot the first time and you were very kind on the bench. I've been three more times since and I know the seam now. The horse came back. Thank you.

Oh love. I've been wondering for years. Come Tuesday. Bring the horse if you want, there's a rail out the back.

Can't say much. Big movement at the domes last week. Three trucks, covered. Smelled like a saleyard. Check the Keno slip under the Fourex coaster, Friday. — P.

Kia ora from across the ditch. We had the lights over the Kaikoura coast in '78 and the government said "squid boats". SQUID BOATS. I feel your pain about the Bureau. Love the site, love the counter, would love a Beryl t-shirt if the gift shop ever ships.

Just to say Cheryl is welcome any time she gets returned to the wrong house, no need to knock. I leave the back light on now. Nice site. The green writing is a bit hard to read for the older eyes.

Four years on and I would like it officially recorded that I do not know where the plank is, the boys do not know where the plank is, and I did not throw it in anyone's dam. Also my wheat was ruined that year and I have had no compensation from anyone, terrestrial or otherwise.

Ten years today. Ten years of a tape nobody outside the family has watched in full, a circle that is where the tyres were burned, and a receipt. I was sorry to be excluded from the Tuesday group last year. I only asked how many frames the cow is visible in. I would still like to know.

Enough frames, Keith. — Warren

Is this the same Lyle Faraday who used to fix tellies on Ruthven Street? If so, you still have Mum's Rank Arena. It's been eleven years. She says she doesn't need it back now, she's just curious.

COUNTER RESET TO ZERO AT 12:01. uncle warren says its the government. i think its the date thing. either way i have put it back to what it was plus one for me. HAPPY NEW MILLENNIUM (uncle warren says thats next year)

Taken again last night, 3.12am, laundry window as per usual. Got a Polaroid this time. It was Gary. You can tell from the posture. Will bring it Tuesday. Also has anyone seen my good torch.

AWESOME site!!! The frames are great, nav on the left and the pics in the middle is exactly how it should be done. Love the starfield. Love the counter. Added you to the Truth Seekers WebRing (#1142). Keep up the good work Warren, the TRUTH is OUT THERE. P.S. your "Enter" page took 4 mins on my 28.8k, worth it.

Bloke at the Nullarbor Roadhouse gave me this address. Lights east of Eucla, three of them, triangle, sat there forty minutes then went like they remembered something. First time I've told anyone who didn't laugh. Cheers.

Warren has asked me to "sign the book" so here I am. The cow went to Roma. The circle is the tyres. The dam was built by my father. I have a receipt for one of these and a photograph of another and I am apparently the only person in this house who can read. The site looks very nice, Shane. The green is a bit bright.

FIRST ENTRY. Welcome to UFO 8 MY COW. On the 14th of March 1994 at 2:47am they took Beryl and I have the tape. If you have seen something, lost something, or been somewhere you didn't go, sign the book. You are not alone. You are not mad. You are not looking at Venus. Keep watching the paddock. — Warren