https://ufo8mycow.net/news/Documenting the bovine abduction crisis since the night they took Beryl.en-auhttps://ufo8mycow.net/news/new-jersey-drones-2024/https://ufo8mycow.net/news/new-jersey-drones-2024/For three weeks the skies over New Jersey have been full of large, silent, lit objects that nobody will identify. Everyone is calling them drones. Nobody has asked what they are looking for. We have. The answer is Holsteins.Shane DoolanSightingsSun, 15 Dec 2024 00:00:00 GMThttps://ufo8mycow.net/news/congress-hearing-2023/https://ufo8mycow.net/news/congress-hearing-2023/A former intelligence officer has told a congressional committee under oath that the United States has recovered non-human biologics from crashed craft. The Collective submitted ninety pages establishing that a Droughtmaster cow is a biologic, that she was on a craft, and that someone therefore has her. Nobody read it.Warren DoolanGovernment cover-upFri, 28 Jul 2023 00:00:00 GMThttps://ufo8mycow.net/testimony/gary-wrote-back/https://ufo8mycow.net/testimony/gary-wrote-back/On Valentine's Day 2023, after thirty-two years, Cheryl Mangan received a text message from an unknown number. It said 'k'. She presents her full analysis, the response of the Tuesday group, and her reply.Cheryl ManganHybrid programmeTue, 14 Feb 2023 00:00:00 GMThttps://ufo8mycow.net/news/support-group-record-attendance/https://ufo8mycow.net/news/support-group-record-attendance/The Wandoona CWA hall hosted its largest ever Experiencer Support Group on 11 October 2022, with fourteen attendees, nine plates, one infiltrator, two breakthroughs and a motion to amend the rules. Your Abductee Liaison Officer reports.Cheryl ManganCommunityWed, 12 Oct 2022 00:00:00 GMThttps://ufo8mycow.net/news/cattle-count-discrepancy/https://ufo8mycow.net/news/cattle-count-discrepancy/A first-of-its-kind reconciliation of the national herd by the Collective's Chief Scientific Officer has identified a shortfall of roughly forty thousand head that cannot be explained by sale, death, export or 'wandering off'. Management has reviewed the arithmetic. Management has notes.Dr Lyle FaradayCattle mutilationWed, 30 Jun 2021 00:00:00 GMThttps://ufo8mycow.net/opinion/the-aliens-are-just-vibing/https://ufo8mycow.net/opinion/the-aliens-are-just-vibing/Shane Doolan, Head of Digital, puts forward the Collective's first youth-oriented theory of visitation: there is no plan, there was never a plan, and the cows are a side quest.Shane DoolanSightingsTue, 20 Apr 2021 00:00:00 GMThttps://ufo8mycow.net/opinion/a-word-from-management-the-foil/https://ufo8mycow.net/opinion/a-word-from-management-the-foil/Noreen Doolan accounts for $4,100 of heavy-duty aluminium foil purchased by Boolaroo Downs since 1994, reports on the Faraday Paddock project, and concedes, under protest, the one time it arguably worked.Noreen DoolanCommunitySat, 08 Aug 2020 00:00:00 GMThttps://ufo8mycow.net/testimony/a-letter-from-jaxon/https://ufo8mycow.net/testimony/a-letter-from-jaxon/Cheryl Mangan's son writes to the Collective from Brisbane with a polite request, a correction of the record, and one admission he immediately regrets. Published in full, with the photograph he asked us to remove.Jaxon ManganHybrid programmeWed, 15 Jan 2020 00:00:00 GMThttps://ufo8mycow.net/dossiers/dossier-07-reptilians-in-canberra/https://ufo8mycow.net/dossiers/dossier-07-reptilians-in-canberra/The Collective does not consider the presence of reptilian beings in the national capital to be controversial, and this dossier is published mainly for completeness. Blink analysis, building temperature, and the lizard on the lawn.Dr Lyle FaradayGovernment cover-upThu, 10 Oct 2019 00:00:00 GMThttps://ufo8mycow.net/testimony/abducted-from-the-show-ring/https://ufo8mycow.net/testimony/abducted-from-the-show-ring/Tyler B., 16, of Wandoona State School, was leading his steer in the Led Steer class at the 2019 Wandoona Show when he was removed from the ring by a craft and returned forty minutes later. The steer placed second. Tyler has thoughts about that.Tyler B., 16, Wandoona State SchoolCommunitySun, 18 Aug 2019 00:00:00 GMThttps://ufo8mycow.net/testimony/probe-survivor-charleville/https://ufo8mycow.net/testimony/probe-survivor-charleville/Dennis P. of Charleville was taken once, in 2019, and has not stopped talking about it. He describes the procedure, the lack of introductions, and the formal complaint he has lodged with the craft.Dennis P., CharlevilleAbductionTue, 02 Jul 2019 00:00:00 GMThttps://ufo8mycow.net/testimony/forty-seven-times/https://ufo8mycow.net/testimony/forty-seven-times/Cheryl Mangan, the Collective's Abductee Liaison Officer, on three decades of repeat visitation, the gradual decline in standards aboard the craft, and what Gary owes her.Cheryl ManganAbductionTue, 18 Jun 2019 00:00:00 GMThttps://ufo8mycow.net/opinion/probing-is-a-failure-of-communication/https://ufo8mycow.net/opinion/probing-is-a-failure-of-communication/Warren Doolan's considered position on the single most discussed practice in the field: a civilisation that can cross the galaxy has clearly never heard of a conversation first. The Collective proposes an etiquette.Warren DoolanAbductionSun, 11 Nov 2018 00:00:00 GMThttps://ufo8mycow.net/dossiers/dossier-03-the-hybrid-programme/https://ufo8mycow.net/dossiers/dossier-03-the-hybrid-programme/From the first blue light in 1991 to a 24-year-old IT worker in Brisbane who would like to be left out of this. The Collective's file on the Programme, its participants, its one confirmed product, and the father who has never paid a cent.Cheryl Mangan with Dr Lyle FaradayHybrid programmeSat, 05 May 2018 00:00:00 GMThttps://ufo8mycow.net/news/tic-tac-videos-we-told-you/https://ufo8mycow.net/news/tic-tac-videos-we-told-you/Twenty-one years after this website went live with a single frame of VHS, the United States military has released cockpit video of an object that does everything the Beryl craft did. Dr Faraday has compared them in Faraday Units. The numbers are close. The numbers are very close.Warren DoolanAlien technologyTue, 19 Dec 2017 00:00:00 GMThttps://ufo8mycow.net/testimony/i-was-the-weather-balloon/https://ufo8mycow.net/testimony/i-was-the-weather-balloon/A former employee of 'the Bureau' describes thirty-one years of launching the balloons that were later used to explain away every sighting from Westall to Wandoona. He has one question about what was in them. Received by post. Published in full.Former Bureau employee (retired)Government cover-upSat, 01 Apr 2017 00:00:00 GMThttps://ufo8mycow.net/news/most-suspicious-cow-2016/https://ufo8mycow.net/news/most-suspicious-cow-2016/Full results, judging criteria and controversy from the twentieth annual Most Suspicious Cow competition at the Wandoona Show, including the disqualification of a judge who turned out to be Keith.Shane DoolanCommunitySun, 21 Aug 2016 00:00:00 GMThttps://ufo8mycow.net/dossiers/dossier-05-the-implant-register/https://ufo8mycow.net/dossiers/dossier-05-the-implant-register/Twenty-two years of foreign objects recovered from behind ears, inside knees and, on one occasion, a Weet-Bix. Catalogued, photographed, kept in a Tupperware. Chain of custody: Cheryl.Dr Lyle FaradayAbductionThu, 16 Jun 2016 00:00:00 GMThttps://ufo8mycow.net/opinion/why-tuesday/https://ufo8mycow.net/opinion/why-tuesday/Cheryl Mangan has kept the attendance book at the Tuesday Night Experiencer Support Group since 2006. The numbers are in, the pattern is undeniable, and it may have something to do with the bins.Cheryl ManganAbductionTue, 09 Feb 2016 00:00:00 GMThttps://ufo8mycow.net/news/green-hangar-amberley/https://ufo8mycow.net/news/green-hangar-amberley/An anonymous guestbook submission shows a large hangar door ajar at 1:15 am on 2 July 2015, leaking a green light the Collective measures at 14 Faraday Units. The RAAF's position is that it is a shed. The Collective's position is that sheds are not green.Dr Lyle FaradayAlien technologySun, 05 Jul 2015 00:00:00 GMThttps://ufo8mycow.net/testimony/impregnated-by-a-light/https://ufo8mycow.net/testimony/impregnated-by-a-light/An anonymous contributor from Toowoomba describes a visitation in the winter of 1989, a pregnancy that followed, and a daughter who has grown up to be, in her mother's words, very good with her hands. Draw your own conclusions.Anonymous, ToowoombaHybrid programmeSun, 08 Mar 2015 00:00:00 GMThttps://ufo8mycow.net/dossiers/dossier-06-ancient-aliens-built-the-big-dam/https://ufo8mycow.net/dossiers/dossier-06-ancient-aliens-built-the-big-dam/The Big Dam on Boolaroo Downs holds 40 megalitres, aligns with the winter solstice and the servo, and was, according to management, built by Noreen's father in 1961 with a dozer. This dossier asks the only question that matters.Warren DoolanAncient aliensMon, 01 Sep 2014 00:00:00 GMThttps://ufo8mycow.net/news/anniversary-beam-2014/https://ufo8mycow.net/news/anniversary-beam-2014/At 2:47 am on 14 March 2014, exactly twenty years after Beryl was taken, a column of light descended to the surface of the Big Dam while the founder of this website stood on the bank with a thermos. They came back. They were looking for her too.Warren DoolanSightingsSat, 15 Mar 2014 00:00:00 GMThttps://ufo8mycow.net/testimony/reptilian-at-the-council/https://ufo8mycow.net/testimony/reptilian-at-the-council/A Concerned Ratepayer reports from the public gallery on the ordinary meeting of 19 November 2013, in which the item on bin collection was followed by an event the ratepayer considers more significant than the item on bin collection.Concerned RatepayerGovernment cover-upWed, 20 Nov 2013 00:00:00 GMThttps://ufo8mycow.net/dossiers/dossier-02-the-pine-gap-pipeline/https://ufo8mycow.net/dossiers/dossier-02-the-pine-gap-pipeline/From the Top Paddock to the domes near Alice Springs in six stages. The Collective reconstructs the cattle processing chain from eleven Keno slips, one napkin and a strong feeling in the gut.Warren DoolanCattle mutilationThu, 06 Jun 2013 00:00:00 GMThttps://ufo8mycow.net/news/mothership-cloud-2012/https://ufo8mycow.net/news/mothership-cloud-2012/A hard-edged lenticular 'cloud' with a row of lights along its underside sat motionless above Boolaroo Downs for over two hours on the afternoon of 17 May 2012 while every other cloud in Queensland went east. The Bureau said cloud. The Collective said cloud with lights. The Bureau stopped replying.Warren DoolanSightingsSat, 19 May 2012 00:00:00 GMThttps://ufo8mycow.net/opinion/on-the-faraday-unit/https://ufo8mycow.net/opinion/on-the-faraday-unit/The Collective's Chief Scientific Officer sets out, for the first time in print, exactly what a Faraday Unit measures, and arrives at a conclusion he describes as 'provisionally final'.Dr Lyle FaradayAlien technologyThu, 02 Feb 2012 00:00:00 GMThttps://ufo8mycow.net/testimony/they-criticised-my-kitchen/https://ufo8mycow.net/testimony/they-criticised-my-kitchen/Maureen K. of Dulacca Street, Wandoona, long-suffering neighbour of Cheryl Mangan, on the night she finally got her own visitation, what the beings did with the rangehood, and the renovation that followed.Maureen K., WandoonaAbductionWed, 14 Sep 2011 00:00:00 GMThttps://ufo8mycow.net/dossiers/dossier-01-the-bureau/https://ufo8mycow.net/dossiers/dossier-01-the-bureau/Twenty-seven visits, one white Commodore, forty-one pamphlets and two men in slacks the colour of a manila folder. The Collective's complete file on the Men in Beige and the organisation that sends them.Warren DoolanMen in BeigeSun, 30 Jan 2011 00:00:00 GMThttps://ufo8mycow.net/news/keith-letter-debunked/https://ufo8mycow.net/news/keith-letter-debunked/The Wandoona Rationalist Society (membership: Keith) has submitted a 1,200-word letter explaining why everything on this site is wrong. The Collective believes in balance. The Collective also believes in footnotes. Warren's annotations appear in brackets.Keith Rowbotham (annotated by Warren Doolan)CommunityWed, 03 Feb 2010 00:00:00 GMThttps://ufo8mycow.net/news/bureau-admits-nothing/https://ufo8mycow.net/news/bureau-admits-nothing/After eleven months, three appeals and a fee of $31.40, the Bureau has released its file on Boolaroo Downs. Every page is blacked out except page 212, which is a recipe for a caramel slice. Dr Faraday has decoded it.Warren DoolanGovernment cover-upTue, 10 Nov 2009 00:00:00 GMThttps://ufo8mycow.net/opinion/the-case-for-mauve/https://ufo8mycow.net/opinion/the-case-for-mauve/The Paddock Alert Level has been mauve since 14 March 1994. Warren explains how the level is set, why it has never moved, what the other colours might have been, and why red would be alarmist.Warren DoolanCommunityWed, 09 Sep 2009 00:00:00 GMThttps://ufo8mycow.net/news/pine-gap-loading-bay/https://ufo8mycow.net/news/pine-gap-loading-bay/Our senior insider source has photographed a stationary object directly above the radomes at the Joint Defence Facility near Alice Springs. He calls it the loading bay. Two agencies have asked us to take the photograph down. We have instead made it bigger.Warren DoolanGovernment cover-upTue, 12 Aug 2008 00:00:00 GMThttps://ufo8mycow.net/testimony/eleven-days-as-a-slave/https://ufo8mycow.net/testimony/eleven-days-as-a-slave/Graeme T. of Longreach was taken in March 2008 and put to work. He describes the shifts, the supervisor, the sorting of rocks 'by vibe', and the written reference he was given on return, which he has since used.Graeme T., LongreachAbductionThu, 10 Apr 2008 00:00:00 GMThttps://ufo8mycow.net/opinion/a-word-from-management-the-receipt/https://ufo8mycow.net/opinion/a-word-from-management-the-receipt/Noreen Doolan, who runs the station, the books and the hosting bill, reproduces the one document on this website that is actually real, and explains why she lets Warren keep the rest.Noreen DoolanCommunityWed, 14 Mar 2007 00:00:00 GMThttps://ufo8mycow.net/dossiers/dossier-04-crop-formations-decoded/https://ufo8mycow.net/dossiers/dossier-04-crop-formations-decoded/A complete structural analysis of every formation within 400 kilometres of Wandoona, including the one that turned out to be a complaint. Geometry by Dr Faraday. Plank by persons unknown.Dr Lyle FaradayCrop formationsTue, 10 Oct 2006 00:00:00 GMThttps://ufo8mycow.net/testimony/missing-time-and-a-ute/https://ufo8mycow.net/testimony/missing-time-and-a-ute/The webmaster's personal account of the night of 12 May 2006, when he lost eleven hours, woke face down in the Top Paddock, and was reunited with his vehicle some distance away under circumstances the Collective considers highly significant.Warren DoolanAbductionSat, 20 May 2006 00:00:00 GMThttps://ufo8mycow.net/opinion/venus-is-not-a-cow/https://ufo8mycow.net/opinion/venus-is-not-a-cow/Since 1994 the Collective has been offered a planet, a balloon, a flock of birds with headlights and a man on a quad bike in place of one 540-kilogram Droughtmaster. Warren has kept a list.Warren DoolanGovernment cover-upFri, 01 Jul 2005 00:00:00 GMThttps://ufo8mycow.net/news/men-in-beige-return/https://ufo8mycow.net/news/men-in-beige-return/Forty-nine hours after a sixty-metre worried cow appeared in Hennessy's wheat, a white Holden Commodore with government plates pulled up at our front gate. Two men. Beige slacks. Lanyards. They wanted the tape. The pamphlet this time was 'Managing Pasture Stress'.Warren DoolanMen in BeigeWed, 01 Sep 2004 00:00:00 GMThttps://ufo8mycow.net/news/bovine-glyph-2004/https://ufo8mycow.net/news/bovine-glyph-2004/A structural analysis of the Wandoona crop formation of 28 August 2004, conducted from the top of the silo with a kite, a camera and nineteen years of experience in the television repair sector.Dr Lyle FaradayCrop formationsMon, 30 Aug 2004 00:00:00 GMThttps://ufo8mycow.net/news/christmas-orb-2003/https://ufo8mycow.net/news/christmas-orb-2003/At 11:58 pm on Christmas Eve 2003 a luminous sphere the size of a cricket ball hovered above the pudding for roughly six seconds before passing upward through the plaster into the roof space, where it is, in the absence of any evidence to the contrary, probably still.Shane DoolanSightingsSat, 27 Dec 2003 00:00:00 GMThttps://ufo8mycow.net/news/implant-recovered-2002/https://ufo8mycow.net/news/implant-recovered-2002/A 3-millimetre metallic body imaged behind Cheryl Mangan's left ear at Wandoona District Hospital on 22 February 2002 has been written off by the radiologist as an artefact. The Collective's Chief Scientific Officer has questions. Cheryl has more.Dr Lyle FaradayAbductionTue, 26 Feb 2002 00:00:00 GMThttps://ufo8mycow.net/testimony/macca-the-truckie/https://ufo8mycow.net/testimony/macca-the-truckie/The truck driver known only as Macca gives his own account of the black triangle that sat over the Eyre Highway for forty minutes in January 2001, and then, according to Macca, kept him company for another three hundred kilometres.MaccaSightingsThu, 01 Feb 2001 00:00:00 GMThttps://ufo8mycow.net/news/nullarbor-triangle-2001/https://ufo8mycow.net/news/nullarbor-triangle-2001/A road train driver known to the Collective only as Macca photographed three lights in a rigid triangular formation east of Eucla at 11:40 pm on 19 January 2001. They did not move. Then they did. Keith says roadhouse. Macca has words for Keith.Shane DoolanSightingsWed, 24 Jan 2001 00:00:00 GMThttps://ufo8mycow.net/testimony/min-min-lights-chased-us/https://ufo8mycow.net/testimony/min-min-lights-chased-us/Cheryl Mangan's account of the night of 30 September 1998 on the Boulia–Winton road, when two amber orbs kept station off the tailgate, stopped when the ute stopped, and acknowledged a wave.Cheryl ManganSightingsSat, 03 Oct 1998 00:00:00 GMThttps://ufo8mycow.net/news/wandoona-lights-1997/https://ufo8mycow.net/news/wandoona-lights-1997/On the night of 13 March 1997 a string of amber orbs hung over Wandoona for twenty minutes, witnessed by the entire beer garden of the Royal Hotel. The same night, on the other side of the planet, Phoenix, Arizona saw the same thing. Draw your own conclusions.Warren DoolanSightingsSat, 15 Mar 1997 00:00:00 GMThttps://ufo8mycow.net/news/they-took-beryl/https://ufo8mycow.net/news/they-took-beryl/The founding file of this website. At 2:47 am on 14 March 1994 a disc-shaped craft removed a 540-kilogram cow from Boolaroo Downs. She has not been returned. The Bureau has not replied.Warren DoolanCattle mutilationSat, 02 Mar 1996 00:00:00 GMThttps://ufo8mycow.net/news/saucer-nest-big-dam-1996/https://ufo8mycow.net/news/saucer-nest-big-dam-1996/A circular, clockwise flattening of the reed bed at the Big Dam was discovered on the morning of 19 January 1996. It matches the famous 1966 Tully saucer nest in every measurable respect, which tells you one thing: they have a type.Warren DoolanCrop formationsSun, 21 Jan 1996 00:00:00 GMThttps://ufo8mycow.net/news/second-cow-missing-1995/https://ufo8mycow.net/news/second-cow-missing-1995/At dawn on 3 April 1995 a second Droughtmaster was discovered lying motionless in the centre of the nine-metre scorched ring where Beryl was taken. No tracks. No blood. No footprints. No receipt. Then she stood up.Warren DoolanCattle mutilationMon, 03 Apr 1995 00:00:00 GMT