Tick everything that applies. Scores are weighted according to Dr Faraday's scale, which he describes as "intuitive". If you cannot use the buttons, add the numbers in brackets yourself; the interpretation table is below. If you cannot add, you may have been taken.
Assessment result
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Pending.
Reference: not recorded. Nothing you ticked has been transmitted, stored or looked at by anyone, including, as far as we can tell, the Bureau.
Interpretation
| Score | Status | Advice |
|---|---|---|
| 0–9 | Unlikely | You may be Keith. Please leave the site. |
| 10–24 | Possible | Begin a diary. Sleep in socks. Note the dogs. |
| 25–44 | Probable experiencer | Attend the Tuesday group. Bring a plate. Do not bring Keith. |
| 45–59 | Confirmed experiencer | You are one of us. Cheryl will be in touch, or already has been. |
| 60–70 | Programme participant | Check your children's height. Check your roof. Check your Weet-Bix. |
Missing Time Calculator
Enter when you last remember and when you came to. The calculator returns the hours lost and what, in the Collective's experience, probably happened in them.
Missing time
Without JavaScript the calculators do not run, which Shane says is a browser issue and Warren says is interference.