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Prepared by Dr Lyle Faraday from witness description, frame enhancement and "a strong sense of how it would have to work". Not to scale. Scale is one of the things they don't want you to have.

Cross-section of the Beryl craft, showing the cow bay, beam emitter, bridge and kitchenetteCOW BAY (1 × COW)BEAM (11 FU)BRIDGE(nobody at the wheel, apparently)PROBE STORAGEKITCHENETTE (ASSUMED)BLOOD DRAINAGE? (NO RECEIPT)ANTICLOCKWISE LIGHTSFIG. 1 — BERYL-CLASS DISC, SECTION A–AØ 40 m (OR 40 cm)
Fig. 1. Section through a Beryl-class disc as reconstructed from the tape. The kitchenette is assumed because "they're up there a long time".
Schematic of the standard examination probe, with both ends labelled coldFIG. 2 — STANDARD EXAMINATION PROBE (TYPE "TUESDAY")HANDLE (FOR WHOM?)BUSINESS END (COLD)GRADUATIONS (NOT METRIC)INDICATOR (ALWAYS RED)TEMPERATURE: COLD AT BOTH ENDS. NO WARM END HAS BEEN REPORTED.Source: 47 examinations (C. Mangan), 1 (D. P., Charleville), 0 consents.
Fig. 2. The probe. Dr Faraday notes that a civilisation capable of interstellar travel has "clearly never heard of warming it up first".
Four-stage bovine extraction sequence: grazing, humming, lift, gone1. GRAZING02:402. HUMMING (B♭)02:443. LIFT02:474. GONE02:48↑ STRAIGHT UP, NO RUN-UPCIRCLE, 9 m♪ ♪(dogs)FIG. 3 — BOVINE EXTRACTION SEQUENCE, 14.03.1994"LIKE A SOCK OUT OF A DRYER." — W. DOOLAN
Fig. 3. The extraction sequence. Total elapsed time eight minutes. Management notes the dogs also hum at the postie.
Geometry of the Bovine Glyph crop formation with construction circles and a 37 degree angle37°FIG. 4 — THE BOVINE GLYPH (HENNESSY'S WHEAT, 2004): CONSTRUCTIONØ 60 m. Clockwise lay. 37° = latitude of nothing in particular, which is itself significant.HEADBODY (WORRIED)LEGS ×4 (CONFIRMED COW)← UDDER? / TAIL?
Fig. 4. Decoded geometry of the Glyph. The reading "a cow, from above, worried" is derived from the angle of the head, the position of the legs and the general atmosphere.
Height chart comparing Jaxon with the regional average from birth to age 2404812162024AGE (YEARS)200150100cmFIG. 5 — HYBRID VITALITY INDEX: HEIGHT, JAXON vs DISTRICT MEANJAXON (193 cm)DISTRICT MEANCOLDS CONTRACTED (JAXON): 0COLDS CONTRACTED (CHERYL): "HEAPS"SUBJECT'S COMMENT: "I'M JUST TALL, MUM."
Fig. 5. Hybrid Vitality Index. Jaxon's father was a Tall Grey. Jaxon is tall. Dr Faraday calls this "the whole case, really".
Organisation chart of the visitor hierarchy from the Controllers down to KeithTHE CONTROLLERS (UNSEEN)TALL GREYS (GARY)REPTILIANS (CANBERRA)NORDICS (ADVISORY)GREYS (FIELD CREW)THE BUREAUMANTIDS (CATERING?)KEITH (ROLE UNCLEAR)DOTTED LINE = SUSPECTED. SOLID LINE = CONFIRMED BY FEELING.FIG. 6 — VISITOR HIERARCHY (WANDOONA DISTRICT)
Fig. 6. Visitor hierarchy. The Men in Beige report to the Bureau. The Bureau reports to the Reptilians. Keith reports to nobody, which is suspicious in itself.
The Faraday Unit scale from one unit (a torch) to fourteen units (the green hangar)1234567891011121314TORCHSERVO AT NIGHTVENUS (ALLEGEDLY)ORB, KITCHENBERYL BEAM (11)GREEN HANGAR (14)FIG. 7 — THE FARADAY UNIT (FU): REFERENCE SCALE1 FU = the brightness of a light that is "about that bright". Linear? Unknown. Logarithmic? Possibly. Reproducible? No.THE SCALE DOES NOT GO TO 15. "NOTHING SHOULD BE THAT BRIGHT." — L.F.
Fig. 7. The Faraday Unit reference scale. See On the Faraday Unit for the full attempt at a definition.
Annotated figure of a Men in Beige field officer with lanyard, pamphlet and short-sleeved shirtFIG. 8 — FIELD OFFICER, "THE BUREAU" (BEIGE VARIANT)EXPRESSION: NONESHORT SLEEVES (ALL SEASONS)LANYARD (UNREADABLE)PAMPHLET (No. 32 PENDING)SLACKS: MANILA (PANTONE 7501)SHIRT: BUSINESS, BEIGEHAIRCUT: REGULATIONALWAYS IN PAIRS. ALWAYS A WHITE COMMODORE. ALWAYS "THE TAPE".
Fig. 8. Field identification of a Bureau officer. If approached, do not give them the tape. See the countermeasures.